tapdancers:

Do kids still do lemonade stands these days or do they go straight to dealing

(Source: xbox420)

standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

princehomo:

do people actually go on dates or is that just on tv

clearlypositive:

people who don’t get excited about tv shows make me uncomfortable